Distilled here at Kitchen Kaboodle from the wisdom of the internet; we think it's the best darn kale shake out there.

Place the following ingredients in the work bowl of your Vitamix:

• 2 kale leaves
• 2 stalks celery
• 1 peeled banana
• 1 cucumber
• 1 pear
• 8 ozs. acai berry juice

For a programmable Vitamix, use the Smoothie setting and blend for one minute. For a non-programmable VItamix, start on 1, increase speed to 10 for one minute, decrease speed to 1, and shut off. Use more or less acai berry juice to achieve the desired texture. Makes one large serving.